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I am so freaking pissed right now.
I just got the PC version of the first Halo (remember Combat Evolved? yeah, that one), and I was having a blast with the thing.
Then I get to the level where you've gotta follow stupid dumbass Guilty Spark through this horde of Flood and I KEEP DYING.
No matter what I try, I can't even get past that first damn door!
I AM SO PISSED I COULD SCREAM.
GODDAMN YOU MASTER CHIEF, WHY DO YOU DIE SO EASY?!!!
FUCK. ME.
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I even tried searching for cheats (BAD Bryonne, BAD!), but they don't even WORK (I need some Custom Edition or whatever). I wish cheat_medusa worked. Any enemy that sees you instantly dies. WISH I could use that, I might have a chance of getting through that goddamn Flood level.
Stupid bastards keep coming up behind me and exploding or shooting the HELL out of me and I just want to kill them all but I gotta keep following that stupid Monitor and I WANT HIM DEAD!!
WHY THE FUCK WON'T HE HELP ME?!!!
He's got a goddamn laser in his face and commands all the Sentinels, I COULD SURE USE THE FREAKING HELP, ASS HOLE!!
Stupid fucking AI.
I'm gonna kill that shit head.
I really want to play, but it's depressing! I'm not even able to defend myself long enough to get past the first fucking door, how the hell am I supposed to survive a whole damn level of the twats?!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fuckity fuck fuck FUCK.
EDIT:
ASSAULT RIFLE MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE.
Screw the damn pistol. Shotgun + Assault Rifle kicks Flood ASS.
It took me a couple tries to get it, and some strategic grenade throwing at points, but Shotgun for big bads and Assault Rifles for the little buggers WORKS. PERIOD.
I MADE IT THROUGH THE ENTIRE FACILITY THE MOMENT I GOT THE ASSAULT RIFLE.
Ask ~Red--Iodine. She was there, she can vouch for me.
I was going to try and take a screen recording of it, but I kinda failed and the program I was using didn't get it, BUT I WAS KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES LIKE THE TRUE MASTER CHIEF.
I am vastly pleased.