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GOD, I SUCK at HALO

Wed Nov 25, 2009, 7:35 PM
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I am so freaking pissed right now.
I just got the PC version of the first Halo (remember Combat Evolved? yeah, that one), and I was having a blast with the thing.
Then I get to the level where you've gotta follow stupid dumbass Guilty Spark through this horde of Flood and I KEEP DYING.
No matter what I try, I can't even get past that first damn door!
I AM SO PISSED I COULD SCREAM.
GODDAMN YOU MASTER CHIEF, WHY DO YOU DIE SO EASY?!!!
FUCK. ME.
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I even tried searching for cheats (BAD Bryonne, BAD!), but they don't even WORK (I need some Custom Edition or whatever). I wish cheat_medusa worked. Any enemy that sees you instantly dies. WISH I could use that, I might have a chance of getting through that goddamn Flood level.
Stupid bastards keep coming up behind me and exploding or shooting the HELL out of me and I just want to kill them all but I gotta keep following that stupid Monitor and I WANT HIM DEAD!!
WHY THE FUCK WON'T HE HELP ME?!!!
He's got a goddamn laser in his face and commands all the Sentinels, I COULD SURE USE THE FREAKING HELP, ASS HOLE!!
Stupid fucking AI.
I'm gonna kill that shit head.
I really want to play, but it's depressing! I'm not even able to defend myself long enough to get past the first fucking door, how the hell am I supposed to survive a whole damn level of the twats?!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fuckity fuck fuck FUCK.
:iconfrageplz:


EDIT:
ASSAULT RIFLE MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE.
Screw the damn pistol. Shotgun + Assault Rifle kicks Flood ASS.
It took me a couple tries to get it, and some strategic grenade throwing at points, but Shotgun for big bads and Assault Rifles for the little buggers WORKS. PERIOD.
I MADE IT THROUGH THE ENTIRE FACILITY THE MOMENT I GOT THE ASSAULT RIFLE.
Ask ~Red--Iodine. She was there, she can vouch for me.
I was going to try and take a screen recording of it, but I kinda failed and the program I was using didn't get it, BUT I WAS KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES LIKE THE TRUE MASTER CHIEF.
I am vastly pleased.
:icongrin--plz:

  • Mood: Frustrated

I have HOW MANY pageviews?!!

Wed Oct 21, 2009, 6:30 PM
Ho-Ly CRAP, I just noticed.
I'm going on 13K pageviews.
O.O
WOW.
...
KIRIBAN TIME!!
Okay, first person to catch the 13,000th pageview or the closest to it gets a drawing of their choice. I'll have the first 3 people get prizes, and two runner's up.
1st place - full body, fully inked and colored image of person's choice of character(make sure I actually know what the hell it is that you're asking me for)
2nd place - bust, fully inked and colored
3rd place - either an inked bust or an inked and colored headshot
Runner's up - inked headshot

NOTE: I DO NOT DRAW PORNOGRAPHY. PERIOD. Or anything to that effect. Mainly cause I suck at it.

I'll list the winners here in the journal when the kiriban occurs.

Winners (as of 21 October, 7:28 PM)
1. :iconv4v: - Rorschach
2. :iconred--iodine: - TF2 Medic playing Bonesaw - currently in progress
3. :iconsilverwind91: - Wraith (cloaked person, blonde, blue-eyed and badass)

Runner's Up - N/A, no body else participated. ><

Also, for those of you who don't know how to do a Kiriban, you must take a screenshot of the pageviews on which you land and put the screenshot up your gallery, then send me a note notifying me of your submission.
Otherwise, I won't know and you won't have proof.

And, if there are any ties, both people will get their chosen prize. I'm nice like that.
NOTE: I'm currently attending college, so some prizes may take a bit to show up, please be patient.

  • Mood: Dumbfounded
  • Listening to: Lullaby for a Stormy Night

Halloween Contest

Mon Oct 12, 2009, 8:34 AM
Hey everyone!
This is just an update to tell you all what I've been up to lately, and what I intend to do in the near future.
As you all know, I've been working my bum off with college assignments, and thus have been very concentrated and less inclined to have a bit of fun.
The DA 9Club has managed to get together a contest I can't resist.
The 9 Halloween Costume Contest!
I'm going to be putting the stitchpunks cast of 9 in Halloween costumes!
Wheeeee~! Fun time!
And you wouldn't believe all the ideas I've got for costumes, a whole list of them!
A lot of them are for 6 (he's my favorite character, so that's to be expected) but I actually came up with a group one that I think you'll find utterly hilarious.
Team Fortress '9' anyone?
XD
I know! And I even got them all assigned to a class already!
It's going to be REALLY fun to draw, though it will be kind of a pain due to my shortage of time. I can't NOT draw it though! It's too awesome an idea!
So, keep your eyes peeled for some sillyness spawning in my gallery in the next few weeks.
0AS0, signing off!

  • Mood: Happy
  • Listening to: Owl City - Fireflies
  • Reading: 9 fanfiction, my Academic Writing essay
  • Watching: 9 spoofs/parodies
  • Drinking: English Breakfast tea

College

Sun Oct 4, 2009, 10:46 AM
Right.
Classes have started, and I'm already getting swamped with homework. It's partially due to my own procrastination problems, but I am also frequently interrupted by my friends.
Not that I don't like keeping in contact, it's just that I don't have as much free time as I would like to hang out and stuff.
So, this post is to tell all my buds that, unless I contact you first, please DO NOT attempt to contact me. The only exceptions to this are Internet/DA chats and invitations to events (sleepovers, Anime Club, etc).
I'm sorry, but I've got to buckle down if I'm going to get good grades in my classes this quarter.
Much love and hugs to you all.
See you when the Fall quarter ends.

  • Mood: Unhappy
  • Drinking: Caramel Truffle coffee with cream and sugar

Movie Maker

Sat Sep 19, 2009, 5:10 PM
For those of you who watch me or are good friends of mine, I just wanted to pass on the word that I am FINALLY uploading videos to my YouTube account, and they're actually not too horrible and were really fun to make.
Turns out Windows Movie Maker isn't complete and total crap after all.
So, here's my account: [link]
Please, go and check it out!
I want to see what everybody thinks of my film-o-graphical endeavors!
^^

  • Mood: Happy
  • Listening to: The Geeks Get the Girls - American Hi-Fi
  • Reading: Spider-Man/Symbiote fics
  • Watching: Videos I made
  • Drinking: Caramel Truffle coffee. YUM!

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