WHY THE F**K DID I TAKE TWO JOBS OH GOD HELP ME I F**KED UP
For a little more context, I believe I mentioned to a few people a few weeks back that I had gotten an interview for both a job at Home Depot and a job at a painting company called College Pro Painters. At first, it seemed like the two would really fabulously together - the Home Depot job is part time in the garden, so I fill in wherever, and in the painting job, I ended up with a managerial position where I would be able to dictate my own schedule.
While Home Depot has proven exactly as advertised and an unexpected joy, the College Pro position has turned into a financial and intellectual NIGHTMARE. As it turns out, the 'manager' position is for the WHOLE GODDAMN BRANCH and I have to deal with not only the prospect of finding people who want their house painted, I'm in charge of hiring painters, business licensing (including fees), obtaining the proper gear AND vehicle, as well as scrambling to get everyone trained and ready IS THEY EVEN TAKE THE JOB.
I have spent the past week feeling like a hamster in a wheel that's attached to a lawnmower engine and the only reason I've been able to keep up so far is because I've been downing coffee like it's my life's blood.
I am going to crash and burn and scream and I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT.
As such, ALL commissions are on hiatus until I can get myself out of this Nightmare Pit from Satan's Scorching Asshole, and I apologize greatly to everyone who has been so patient with me in the past.